Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Edna’s Very Special Question of the Day: "Is the BBC staffed by mentally defective female genitalia?"

Many thanks to "Anonymous" for this intriguing little poser.
Edna's rapid-fire response: you don't need a fucking Peter Snow flowchart or a bleedin' DPhil in PPE to work this one out, dears. So let’s just cut the crap, shall we? Edna, feeling understandably sensitive and martyr-like (as the heroic victim of online censorship over the past few days), has no time to piss about and thus refers you to the latest hilarious BBC yobboball blunder. It paints such a pathetic, hopeless portrait of a so-called First World country's "human development" and the BBC's bungling "cultural" mismanagement that Edna feels little pressing need to debate the Very Special Question of the Day at hand any further. So, Edna's verdict is a resounding "Yes" then.
And there is yet more good news! Down at Edna's local church, the Chapel of the Very-Strict-Total-Immersion-In-Phlegm Baptists, we have been praying hard for something nasty to happen to "The Squad" and its supporters. And THE VENGEFUL LORD has not let us down! Oh no, He has caused another team member to get injured! And He has had two oiks arrested and fined by the kind German beaks for sporting swastika tattoos! And He is currently working on ensuring all footie wounds do not heal too! So your incantations will be appreciated.
My dear friends, until we meet again, why not read Edna's Lovely World Cup Poem?? It's a paean of praise to Ingerland imbeciles.